{"product_id":"pointless-meeting-survivor-enamel-pin","title":"Pointless Meeting Survivor Enamel Pin","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003ePointless Meeting Survivor Enamel Pin: Sarcastic Office Award Lapel Pin\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis meeting could have been an email! Measuring approximately \u003cstrong\u003e1 inch across\u003c\/strong\u003e, the \u003cstrong\u003ePointless Meeting Survivor Enamel Pin\u003c\/strong\u003e is cast from durable metal with a vibrant yellow and soft blue enamel finish and fitted with a reliable standard butterfly clasp backer. Styled in the shape of a prestigious first-place award ribbon honoring your unmatched patience through endless slide decks, this corporate satire pin fastens securely to lanyards, laptop bags, denim jackets, blazers, and backpacks without twisting or slipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou sat through sixty minutes of circular discussions, circle-back requests, and camera-on requirements—now claim the recognition you actually deserve. Perfect for surviving long office hours, Zoom fatigue, and corporate buzzword overload, this witty accessory delivers instant solidarity among cubicle warriors. Whether wearing it to your next weekly status call or gifting it to an exhausted co-worker, it serves up hilarious workplace catharsis with clean, collectible style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eAward Ribbon Enamel Pin Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately 1\" across\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cast metal with durable enamel fill\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBacking:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standard metal butterfly clutch clasp\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Award ribbon rosette silhouette with \"POINTLESS MEETING SURVIVOR\" typography\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApplication:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lanyards, laptop bags, jackets, backpacks, collars, badge reels\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50535547699260,"sku":"POINTLESSMEETINGENAMEL091523","price":9.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.giftsforyounme.com\/en-ca\/products\/pointless-meeting-survivor-enamel-pin","provider":"Gifts for You 'n Me","version":"1.0","type":"link"}