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Easy to roll, clean, and reposition for seasonal layouts.

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Hand wash only (no bleach) to preserve vibrant colors and non-slip grip.
Quick-drying design ready for reuse within hours.

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Notes:

Flat measurements may vary by 1-2cm.
Avoid placing under direct sunlight to prevent premature wear.

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