{"product_id":"not-a-joke-the-dog-olefin-doormat","title":"Not a Joke - The Dog Olefin Doormat","description":"\u003cp\u003eHas your dog been acting a bit off lately? Like have you caught him on more than one occasion just staring at you from behind a fern...and drooling? There is a very good chance that he is seeing a steak where you ought to be. Don't be silly, he doesn't want to eat you up...he just wants to have you kidnapped and get a rib roast as ransom. You've been warned. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach mat is made from 100% Olefin indoor\/outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges.Olefin is a great choice for outdoors and damp basements as its fiber dries quickly when wet, and is not prone to mold or mildew as a result of the moisture. Additionally, being solution-dyed makes the fiber extremely fade-resistant and stain resistant, so exposure to sunlight, ultraviolet rays and spills will not permanently discolor the carpet. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: small;\" size=\"2\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 258.69px;\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 260.64px;\"\u003eOlefin\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 258.69px;\"\u003eBacking\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 260.64px;\"\u003eNone\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 258.69px;\"\u003eBase Color\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 260.64px;\"\u003eOff White\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 258.69px;\"\u003ePrint\/Accent Color\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 260.64px;\"\u003eRed, black\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 258.69px;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 260.64px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display: inline !important; float: none; background-color: #ffffff; color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,San Francisco,Roboto,Segoe UI,Helvetica Neue,sans-serif; font-size: small; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;\"\u003e18\" x 27\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eMaintenance\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo clean, just wet with a hose and scrub it with a brush (please do not machine wash). Dry flat.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Coco Mats N More","offers":[{"title":"18\" x 27\"","offer_id":46039958323260,"sku":"FDM60","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2166\/5887\/files\/ot-a-joke-the-dog--funny-doormat_3.jpg?v=1787261600","url":"https:\/\/www.giftsforyounme.com\/products\/not-a-joke-the-dog-olefin-doormat","provider":"Gifts for You 'n Me","version":"1.0","type":"link"}