{"product_id":"thanks-for-being-older-birthday-card","title":"Thanks for Being Older Birthday Card","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eThanks for Being Older Birthday Greeting Card: Vintage Kitten Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThere's something to be said for consistency! Measuring \u003cstrong\u003e5\" x 7\"\u003c\/strong\u003e, the \u003cstrong\u003eThanks for Being Older Birthday Greeting Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is professionally printed on heavy, high-quality luster card stock and includes a matching envelope. Left completely blank inside so you can write your own personalized handwritten note, this charming card combines adorable mid-century storybook kitten artwork with an unapologetically passive-aggressive punchline: celebrating their special day while thanking them for always keeping their spot ahead of you in line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDon't bore friends or family with mass-produced drugstore cards when you can deliver a genuine laugh. Perfect for teasing an older sibling, ribbing a close friend, or trading friendly banter with a co-worker, this nostalgic card is guaranteed to be the most memorable greeting on the mantel. It brings the perfect mix of vintage retro warmth and playful sarcasm to any birthday celebration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eBirthday Greeting Card Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5\" W x 7\" H\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePaper Stock:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium luster finish greeting card stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInterior:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank inside for personalized messaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Matching fitted paper envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Retro illustrated kitten with \"Thank you for always being older than me\" text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50532640030780,"sku":"THANKSFORBEINGOLDERBDAYCARD123121","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.giftsforyounme.com\/products\/thanks-for-being-older-birthday-card","provider":"Gifts for You 'n Me","version":"1.0","type":"link"}